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EDIT. Format, picture, and some misspellings. :P

READ before you go berserk or something.

2nd part of the Fantaserye rantings or whatever you call it. And to those who requested for me to do something like what i did for Darna. [click here]

It's mostly about Encantadia and Majika (Omg, Pater HARRY. Why do i smell a Dumbledore death rip-off?), with a bit of Darna too. I wasn't able to come up with something for Sugo since i've never watched too much of it. (and besides, they mostly share the same faults :P )

The idea was more fueled when whoever decided for Cassiopeia to die in a HORRIBLE way in Encantadia, (yes, i watched it. Just for Cindy Kurleto and some designs here and there) then Evades and Avria too. (hence the New Method of Killing article). Add to that the already inscribed faults in my idea bin box. And here you go.

It's really dissappointing how GMA 7 market these (supposed to be "WORLD CLASS" and have "FANTASTIC" effects) fanta serye's. Jebuuz!, have they seen the sentai's? I mean, they're made from 1995 and below (Bioman, Jetman, Maskman etc) and they still kick the fannies of these 2005-06 fantaseryes. :disbelief:

Oh well. I know that whatever rants me and other says, the networks would still churn out half-assed productions like these. Seriously, they shouldn't dub it as "FANTASERYE"'s, they should dub it as "RATING-SERYE"'s. :evileye:

I'll see if Captain Barbell (lololol, i smell a Smallville rip-off.) would inspire me to do another one of these rant/parody. :P (I bet it would be mostly the same :rofl: )


ENJOY.

NOTE: If you are a fantaserye fanboy (of either GMA or ABS) spare me the fan boyism comments because i won't tolerate any of it. PLEASE GET RID OF YOUR DENIAL. Besides we have our own opinions regarding matters and stuff, i'll respect yours if you respect mine first and act in a rather civilized manner.

Art and Articles Me.
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CharLevi Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011
Yan ang hirap sa mga pilipino..sa halip na suportahan..pinupuna.
walang magagawa mahirap na bansa lang tyu eh...Pero ang mahalaga na kakaya!:D At maganda ang storya may aral!!!:XD:
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matsunoki Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pano hindi mo pupunahin? Eh hinahaluan ng yabang sa advertisements? (World class special effects? :lmao: ) Akala nila siguro lahat na lang ng Pilipino ganon ka gullible.

Kung mahirap na bansa pala tayo bakit kailangan pang mag try hard na mag fantaserye kung hindi kaya? Andami sa ibang bansa magagndang series na hindi fantaserye, na hindi kailangan ng CGi etc., pero nagtatagumpay dahil dumidistanya sila sa norm, nag ex experiment ng atake sa storya. (e.g. Hindi na lang puro Drama...)

May aral ba ang mga ratings-serye na nabanggit ko dito? Paki enumerate, di ko kasi matandaan kung meron nga. :P
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CharLevi Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011
Baket sa pilipinas lang naman yan ah?
Saka siguro yun ang first na fanta serye na may ganung special effect...Atleast sumikat! :XD:
Edi sabihin mo "NICE TRY" problema ga un?

Hellooo~ yung storya ng enca ang sinasabi ko hindi ratings.

At wala akong nabanggit na ratings...tch` puro ratings.
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matsunoki Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sa Pilipinas lang? :XD: Di ba nga pinagmamalaki pa nila na pinapalabas din nila sa Pinoy TV? So Global yan.

Hindi ko sinasabi yung ratings, pakibasa po kaya uli yung sinabi ko. :| Wait a sec, let me say that again: "Ano bang aral ang meron sa mga fanta-serye na na feature sa deviation ko na ito?"..... The usual good vs evil, good wins in the end. :blahblah:
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CharLevi Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011
tch`hina....:shrug:
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kyuzoaoi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Student Artist
Manong, under the fantaserye curse pa rin tayo ngayon eh.

Yung Noah, halatang kinopya yung Avatar [yung may mga kulay-bughaw na alien].

Tapos yung Idol, parang High School Musical set in a Filipino barangay eh!

Pati yung Agua Bendita, halatang re-hash lang ng ibang fantaserye eh!

Kailangan nang gawin ng paraan niyan!
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Soul-Music Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2009
No wonder hindi ako nanonood ng mga teleserye... Although I've seen their commercials, effects pa lang nakita ko na tinipid yung production. Plus, the acting sucks...
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luminaireterrial Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2008
wohoo! we have the same rants! =D
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Reihn Featured By Owner May 25, 2007
THAT is so true :rofl:
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oso-oso Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007
LOL so true XD
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Dennejdrawde Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2007   Writer
sheesh! what a critique! Idol!!! paturo sa critiquing! XD
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ricemachine Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2006
@method of flying/floating:rediscovered:
at the very least it's better than the one na nakahiga sila. mas halata yun hahaha....

@dissapearing blood article:
yup. i agree with you.i guess na pwede ring isisi na kulang sa budget kaya hindi sila makagawa nung blood na that does not dissapear.XD

@majika:
they plan to blind us with their bright choice of colors.and like darna and enca, para pa ring nilagyan pagkarami-raming gel to keep that steady. :lmao:

at oo nga 'naman. kawawa naman yung mga pader.palaging napagtitripan. :D

btw, cute rendition of evades! :+favlove: 'to! galing! :D
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Combatkaiser Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2006
it was a joke comment, besides awoo is the real power behind encantadia XD
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Combatkaiser Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2006
awoo does not suck... everything else does
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matsunoki Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did i say that?, i was poking fun at the lack of "animals" in the Encantadia series and not at Awoo. (He has quite a nice design actually, reminiscent of that old film :P Too bad he was done horribly... )
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kargath64 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006
I'd never heard of fantaserye before. Hooray for wikipedia!
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privatechino Featured By Owner May 19, 2006
:rofl: This made my day! Great article about the wall protest and the disappearing blood :rofl:

Although I have to admit I've watched them at times :XD: Both stations have really flawed fantaseryes, and it would either annoy me or make me laugh whenever their effects are too obvious, especially the use of the blue screen and the cables...
Here's one big flaw I saw on encantadia... They were supposed to have the greatest war in history, but it turned out that there's just around 20 of them battling... :lmao:
Another flaw here is when the king died, his eyes were open, pero nahuli kong sumara young mata nya kahit sandali lang yun :rofl:
Majika? Other than being a Harry Potter rip-off, the annoying thing is the overuse of scenes where two characters who have been separated would meet, but it ends up they wouldn't meet at all... (i hope you get my idea ^^;... and i guess it's been overused in other ***seryes as well :XD:)

Buti na lang ayos na ulit yung tv ko... back to normal na panonood ko ngayon... XDDDDD

Great article about the wall protest and the disappearing blood :rofl:
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dylanliwanag Featured By Owner May 19, 2006
How true, really. :)
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joaniedoe Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
I LOVE the artical on about the walls striking. Brilliant!
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 18, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks, i for one find this article idea very funny when i was still on the process of making this. Thanks. :thanks:
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HanuWabbit Featured By Owner May 17, 2006   Digital Artist
^^;
we can't avoid cheap effects.......beacause we're in a cheap country, what do yeh expect. Too bad I haven't seen GMA 7's fantaserye (none of them, I swear, I'm tired of ABS's TFC cable here in Canada.......SUCKS!) To be honest I'm a GMA fan (I've been 2 years away from home but I still love the channel eventhough we don't have their cable)

I've seen Panday's effects......every effects are obvious :no: it was very annoying!~

anyway before I lose control of my rants, this is an obvious :+fav:
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We can avoice cheap effects etc. IF WE PUT TIME into at least giving high quality to the action, and the itsy bits of details.

I've seen Panday's effects too, you're right they are obvious. (And lol, shiny too! :XD: ) But they did one thing right, the action scenes. I bet that if you see GMA 7 fanta serye's here (i recommend the ENCANTADIA series, SUGO, MAJIKA and DARNA) you'd laugh your behind out on how they make fighting into DANCING. :XD: (Jebuuz Cookies, the hilarity) And to think that they've made the effects near pro level. :no:

Thanks for the fave btw. :nod:
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ryucloud Featured By Owner May 18, 2006
While Panday may have an action scene advantage over GMA 7, the sad fact still remains that the older Sentais are much better than both of them combined. ~_~

On a side note, i still laugh at Sugo's claim on having a fight choreographer from Hong Kong, true or not it doesn't look like it. :rofl:
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 18, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True true. :nod:

Yes, indeed Sugo was a bluff. Too bad, they have some nifty designs too. Only to be destroyed by lame production. :(
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ryucloud Featured By Owner May 19, 2006
Yeah, Sugo had the potential to be great but you know what happened... ~_~
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tonyong Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
Kawawa naman ang mga pader... :rofl:
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OO, kaya mahalin mo ang bahay mo. :rofl: :XD:
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ryucloud Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
GMA and ABS should see this and your previous rant. Seriously. The effects on the Head & Shoulder's commercial with Angel Locsin versus the evil dandruffs was FAR better than anything that Majika has ever shown. =_=
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IIRC, the effects on those commercials aren't PH-made. But yeah i agree with the sentiment, looking at what she did with Darna i would want her to just battle dandruffs as an adventure. :XD:
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ryucloud Featured By Owner May 19, 2006
There are lots of commercials out there that out-perform the effects shown in fantaseryes. The one for Cheezee i think had better flying effects that would make Darna fly away with shame. Maybe those guys simply chose advertising rather than work with the TV stations.
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corneliuszilch Featured By Owner May 18, 2006
those could be PH-made dude... i've seen what the guys at TVC post-production people could do...

the thing about these series is thatthey got to dish them every single day,... if you'd think about it it's more of time-constraint problem than budget cuts...
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dia-aren-marie Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
:rofl:

Why is that so true!?
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wickedmikel Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
kulit :rofl:

lagot ka kay die hard encantadic yun :rofl: joke:
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:

E di kung nagustuhan niya, e di nagustuhan niya. Gusto niya eh. (Teka, nahilo ako dun ah. :XD: ) Sa akin lang may nakita akong aberya e, e di voice out ko lang. :peace:
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wickedmikel Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
lol ^^ at least pinag usapan at napansin lol
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 18, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yung ano?. :sherlock:
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wickedmikel Featured By Owner May 18, 2006
ung show s 7 :rofl:
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 18, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Syempre, magaling ang 7 sa ganun e. Dirty and bluff advertising. :sarcasticclap:
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vikifanatic Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree... This is just too bad... But that's how our budget here is... It's too bad we can't afford anything spectacular...
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matsunoki Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seriously i'm really tired of their excuses like that (P.S. I am not in some way, flaming you. ;D ) Spectacular doesn't just fall in the category of effects. And they MAJORLY FAIL on realizing that.
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vikifanatic Featured By Owner May 17, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i completely understand what that rant was about as well... And i seriously want things to go well in our fantaseryes... however, i think it'll be a while until they can even be remotely close to what we want... :(
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